(the) Ultimate Pisces

bobolobocus:

liberalsarecool:

minmaneth:

bellybuttonblue2:

just sayin’

This should be taught in school.

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chaosnightmare:

gamwthnzwhmou:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

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khadij-al-kubra:

mtndewbajablast:

this was ghost written by a disgruntled vampire

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blluish:

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national-shitpost-registry:

builtfjordtuff:

one-pearl-point:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective

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phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Actually? I’m not even gonna listen to the haters on this one. Tomato slices with salt is such a top-tier little snacky. Add some basil and a drizzle of olive oil? Literally resplendent.

It’s so simple? She asks nothing of you. It’s late and you’re tired, and the tomato has done all the work for you already by being delicious. Find a farmers market if you can and she will change you. Her sister cucumber with salt is there too and they both taste like summer.

ALT

ALT

Oh you are changing my life.

The grocery store I hit up did not have Tajin, but I looked it up and it seems primarily to be chili powder, lime, and salt, all of which I have so I DIY’d it.

Absolutely changing my life. I could eat this for days. Tomato and salt umami with lime juice acid AND the spice of chili powder. Decadent. The stuff I had on the stove almost burned because I was so lost in the tomato splendor.

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certifiedboob:

colehersch:

do u watch Podcast But Outside

nat 20 on deception

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down-sizing-redux:

sea-salted-wolverine:

chittychittyyangyang:

Listen, you should never film strangers in public without their consent, but I swear there need to be fines or something for people who do that shit in some spaces. For example: I had to go to the ER last night, and some jerk filmed a woman who just came in and was clearly having an asthma attack. She immediately got to go back, and he was unhappy about that. Believe me, I get that it sucks having to wait when you’re in pain, but you don’t get to pick who deserves care when. The medical system in the US is a nightmare, and the ER could be the worst moment of someone’s life. No one deserves to be recorded because some jack ass believes someone doesn’t look like they need care.

This is fine to reblog. People who film strangers should be shamed if nothing else.

I know a lot of EFR instructors (Emergency first response, the people who teach CPR classes) who used to be ambivalent about this and now are firmly in the “fuck you fuck your phone category.

Maybe its demographics, EFR instructors do tend to be older and less online, but there’s been a shift from voyeur filming being seen as irritating and tasteless to actively harmful.

I met one lady who had an entire section of her lecture based on how to divide labor in emergency and one of those steps was crowd control. If you are taking charge of an emergency situation, you delegate tasks. Point at one person and tell them to call 911, Point at another person tell them to warn traffic, Point at another person tell them to get the first aid kit if you know where it is. You assign small tasks to individuals instead of asking a crowd that way the task actually happens, and you’re not sitting around 20 minutes later wondering why the ambulance is taking so long to show up and it turns out that everyone assumed someone else called.

Now there is another step. Pick a big dude and tell him to stop people from filming. Which is actually the tamest version of what she said, because this lady went on and on about how phones are fragile, light, small, pieces of computer equipment that can be easily punted into oblivion.

And yeah, she’s probably the most vocal proponent of property destruction in the face of voyeur filming I’ve heard lately but she’s far from the only person in emergency services who’s frustrated with the eternal quest for viral videos of strangers pain.

And to be clear there is a huge difference between the paramedic who doesn’t want you filming and the cop who doesn’t want you filming.

The paramedic who doesn’t want you filming is trying to protect someone who is hurt and vulnerable and maybe going through the worst day of their life. That is worthy of respect and if you film someone in medical distress you are a pustulent asshole of a human being.

A cop who doesn’t want you filming is probably trying to violate someone’s civil rights and you should absolutely record away.

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apathetic-coffee:

i like how consistently princess peach is characterized as somewhat emotionally stilted and socially inept, she is sort of this emotionless dignified monarch. the first thing she does when mario approaches her is throw him into the floor, and her whole relationship with him is sort of awkward and detached (in an endearing way, she is just not the most social person)

even in the games she is emotionally restrained and no-nonsense. she can be pretty blunt when speaking to people

super princess peach even makes a point of her being the only one in enough control of her emotions to resist the influence of the vibe scepter. she can activate her emotions on command

people say “peach has no personality” a lot and it’s because she literally does not express herself very often, its part of her character. she’s stiff and refined, she’s dignified, that’s just who she is. she is quite the opposite of princess daisy who is spunky and loudmouthed, but it doesnt mean she has no personality

someone i know described peach as “friendly, but not someone you can be friends with” which i think encapsulates her perfectly